Kevin Baker's book is here!

Kevin Baker's book is here!
"... an exemplary sports book..." Kirkus Reviews

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Jesus Goes Three for Four, Tied for FSL Lead in Hitting

Jesus Montero, age 19, is batting .396 in a league historically dominated by pitchers.

Two home runs. (League leader has 4)
Ten RBIs (League leader has 16)
Third in league in total bases.
Second in league in on-base percentage.

Now here is something insane to ponder: Could he be our right-handed DH in September? A la' Miguel Cabrera, 2003?

Yes, it's crazy. He's not ready defensively. But the kid can hit.

Do you believe in miracles?

Do you believe in Jesus?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS?

IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS, THEN GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES RIGHT NOW, GET DOWN, SINNERS, GET DOWN AND TESTIFY! TESTIFY TO THE LACK OF RIGHT-HANDED DH-POSSIBILITIES THAT WE HAVE, AND PRAISE HIM! DO YOU HEAR ME? PRAISE HIM! PRAISE HIM UNTO CASHMAN! JESUS IS COMING. DO YOU HEAR ME? GET OUT, YOUKILIS! JESUS IS COMING. I BELIEVE!

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