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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Jesus!

Posted by el duque at 11:28 PM

Jesus of Tampa hits two. Remember: He's 19.

But why, why, why... is he playing so much DH?

1 comment:

I know the story Fonzy said...

He is DHing because there is no equipment manufacturer in the US or Latin America who still has a steel forge capable of molding a catcher's mask to match the size of his head.

Jesus, as you know, is bigger than most humans. Only a single Budda, located somewhere in North China, is larger.

At 6'8" and 345 pounds, Jesus cannot provide a target in the strike zone, even whilst squatting.

And, at age 19 or so, he is still growing. He eats from a trough with the long-horns that
Hank and Hal raise in Forida.

His speed to first base is now officially over 1 minute.

Jesus has been thrown out at first
several times from the outfield after line shots bounced
cleanly off the outfield walls.

He can only DH.

Now and forevermore.

May 29, 2009 at 10:44 AM

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