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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Yanks Announce Plans to Celebrate Memorial Day Weekend by Being Swept at Home

ATTENTION PINSTRIPED FANS

The New York Yankees plan to celebrate Memorial Day weekend with a special treat for their fans: A home-losing streak to the World Champion Philadelphia Phillies. Tickets are on sale now...

AHHHHHHGH. What happened? A dream. It was just a dream. Thank God, just a dream. Right...?

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