Wednesday, May 20, 2009

John Sterling Zombie WinWarble: 3.42 seconds... Worst Warble Ever

John's game-ending bellow lasted a measily 3.42 seconds.

Three point four two seconds.

It is the shortest WinWarble in recorded history, (The previously measured shortest WinWarble came July 2, 2008. It was 4.42 seconds.)

A week ago, he was topping 7.00.

The Voice of the Yankees, driven by Jeep, is collapsing, yet the team has won 8 straight.

A bubble? Calm before the storm?

IS THIS THE WINWARBLE OF A HAPPY MAN?

4 comments:

Wally Doughnuts said...

Jerry Remy could do better from his hospital bed.

Anonymous said...

8 game streak and hes already Jaded. Pick up the pace old man they were talking about replacing you just the other day!

Mike said...

he's freaking out... that stuff ny post said about him is messing him up.

SUPERFRANKENSTEIN said...

Or he didn't want to show the Orioles up after a rout. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?