Sunday, May 31, 2009

Sterl Index Plunges; John upset over lead-off walk in 9th

The Sterl Hurl WinWarble Index fell 130 points Sunday, as John turned in a meager 4.66 second Yankee Yodel.

But the big pain comes today: No Tarzanic Triumph Treatment at all... following the walk-off loss to Cleveland.

John was deeply hurt by Phil Coke's ninth inning lead-off walk. You heard it in his voice. In the post-game show, he could barely recap it.

This is not good. Have we tempted fate by naming John the May Employee of the Month?

Remember: April may... but June julies.

6 comments:

Nolan Ryan said...

Is Wong on a pitch count?

Why were those guys pitching?

unanimous said...

This is the dumbest statistic ever!

el duque said...

It's been a while since Joe completely flubbed a game, as he did today.

I cannot understand why he didn't stay with Wang. It would serve our long term goals to have Wang go longer. Wang was throwing well. What a horrible decision.

Ted's frozen head said...

More days in first was the dumbest stat ever.

el duque said...

Uanimmous,

Holds are the dumbest statistic ever.

Anonymous said...

Flubbed in the top of the ninth by leaving Gardner on first so Jorge could ground into a double-play.