Forget the Curse. There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
And an injury to Mariano.
We definitely fear an injury to Mariano.
So here are the nominees:
Lonn Trott: counting the money.
John Sterling: Battling boredom & coffee spills
Brett Gardner: Home runs
A-Rod: He's back
Johnny Damon: Strong hitting
Mark Teixeira: Fighting through slump
Melky Cabrera: Walkoffs!
Mark Teixeira: Fighting through slump
Melky Cabrera: Walkoffs!
CC Sabathia: Solid starts.
Kevin Cash: Enhanced trade value
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Sterling.
If you vote for anyone else, you're a total douche bag, a stinky pinko and a bed wetter.
This is so very difficult. Because, you know, there IS the curse. So should I vote for A-Rod because I believe he deserves to be cursed? Or Damon, because he betrayed us? But then, what if these votes are interpreted as if I really *mean* to recognize them as Player of the Month? Arrgh! Baseball is too complex for me. Can I vote for Dennis Eckersley?
Yr. ob't svt,
Don & Remy
Hey Anonymous,
the EOTM curse is my bit. Ill claw your eyes out if you try and Mencia it.
ADAM.
I'd go for Cash. He'll be sent down tomorrow, so.... no possibility for the curse. Of course, I'm voting while drunk (somewhat) so it probably shouldn't count...
Drunk votes should count twice.
I'm having a bottle of Stoli's and voting for Sterling a few hundred times.
He needs to be cursed after being a curse on Yankee fans for so many years.
John needs to go, ergo...
You left Adam off? Holy NYSI (win_margin) = (6.535 +/- 0.3) - (0.235 +/- 0.06) * win_margin and (where win_margin < 0 =" a">!
Melky took a dive and got injured in preparation for the vote.
I need some ergot!
It is high, it is far, it is...JOHN STERLING.
If he loses, the terrorists win. Dick Cheney, too. And Theo Epstein.
Adam is not an employee of the Yankees.
I think.
PS. I'm for Melky.
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