Monday, October 4, 2010

10 Reasons Why Josh Hamilton, not Robbie Cano, should be MVP

1. He's not a Yankee.

2. Tired of Yankees winning MVP.

3. Boost for humble, small market Texans.

4. Way to indirectly thank George W. Bush's for eight years of peace and prosperity.

5. Hey! Josh drove in 100 runs!

6. Josh's numbers practically as good as Cano's!

7. Unlike Cano, Josh plays skill position: OF.

8. Cano not recovering alcoholic.

9. Sick of Yankees.


10. Hate New York.

3 comments:

Herve Villechaize said...

he has tattoos

The Fake John Sterling said...

he never had a little buddy like melky cabrera

Strom Thurmond said...

The usual in this country. It's just because his manager is a black man