Thursday, October 14, 2010

CJ Wilson Thinks He's Better Than Us

CJ, whose initials evidently stand for cocky jerk, shows us his twisted butt and twisted views:
Wilson is a devoted Taoist and also adheres to a "Straight Edge" way of life (in which one abstains from alcohol, illegal drugs, and promiscuous sex in order to maintain a healthy and poison-free body). As a sign of his choice and pride of being Straight Edge, Wilson has the words "Straight Edge" tattooed along the length of his torso, Japanese characters on his shoulder that read "Poison Free" and "XXX" stitched on his blue glove as a straight edge symbol. The blue glove is itself a rarity among baseball players (who generally wear a traditional brown-colored glove). Wilson wears the blue glove when the Rangers wear their blue uniforms (or their road grey uniforms); he also has a similarly-decorated red glove when pitching in games where the Rangers wear their alternate red uniforms.

Wilson is highly interested in politics, which he said is in stark contrast to other Major League baseball players in an interview with ESPN.com's Page 2. His characterizations of typical ballplayers in this same interview and some of his posts on the blog lonestarball.com generated minor controversy within the Rangers' clubhouse. 
 As quoted in umpbump
Come on man you have to admit the median or average guy in a baseball clubhouse does drive an SUV, drinks beer, golfs, likes college sports, chews or dips tobacco and is relatively a douchebag.

4 comments:

The Captain said...

I didn't see him doing anything to help the Chilean miners

Jorge said...

douchebag!
wait until he gets to C. J.orge

Derek Jeter said...

btw
I'm the guy with the edge

Ron Washington said...

against illegal drugs? what's he doing on my team?