Many Yankee fans I know are sympathetic to the cause of the Minnesota Twins, they being the lesser evil franchise of our AL playoff opponents. However, Joe DePastry, a long time Yankee fan with a good memory and very scary thoughts,
reminded us of the connection of the old Washington Senators to the Twins in a recent
Damn Yankees nightmare:
In the first, a Satanic Ray Walston sent the young and beautiful Gwen Verdon to sing to, dance for, and seduce J.J. Hardy. In the second, Carl Pavano stood in Monument Park, dropped his pants, and peed on George's gigantic plaque while Harmon Killebrew and Joe Mauer made Suzyn kneel down and kiss his buttocks.
disclaimer: The famous
Knickerbocker Village Kuperstein Twins are not descendants of Devil Worshippers.
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