Top 10 Hot Yankee Fan Discussions of Week

1. Wash hands after peeing. Cliff Lee is judging us.

2. Jeet wants six? Think: Willie Mays as Met.

3. Jesus is coming! (Unless we trade him.)

4. Who the hell is Larry Rothschild?

5. TSA groin rubs: Yankee Stadium 2011?

6. Royals wedding! Takes edge off Juan Miranda trade.

7. Bristol Palin: Legs like Gardner, face like Joba.

8. C.C. screwed by Gammonites. (Hope Cliff Lee isn't watching.)

9. Jorge gets new knee. Shoulda done it in July.

10. Minka Kelly, barely bare! (Bet Cliff Lee is watching.)