In Arlington Texas: It's Too Darn Hot

a h/t to Lucas B
Good news from Craig Calcaterra
Over the past few weeks we’ve heard all manner of things about what may or may not motivate Cliff Lee.  His wife hates New York. He’s a country boy who wants to stay near Arkansas. Yankee fans are rude, rude rude!
I think this kind of thing is somewhat meaningless —  a little birdie tells me that Lee was not terribly happy in Texas, and that he is particularly concerned about how his body would hold up pitching an entire season in the North Texas heat........

It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.
I'd like to pitch with the rangers at night,
But not filled with sweat with the rangers at night.
I'd like to pitch with the rangers at night,
And have my arm last with rangers at night,
But it's hot as hell with the rangers at night,
And much, much cooler in New York City at night
Why risk my health, because health makes might
and the dough's so right