It is very simple.
John has had a magic relationship for years with Suzyn Waldman and, if that bond is shattered by the new Yankee radio deal, it will be sad.
But for John ( I know from bar conversations with the well-coiffed one) , his next steps are clear.
He has kept a list of all the lovely damsels that A-Rod has boinked, and he intends to pursue each and every one of them.
He will travel the globe, have martinis up, and chow down on steaks and lobster in this endless chase.
We'll see him in the media often as he sends his love arrows to these stars and starlets.
So we need not despair.
While his voice to us may go silent, replaced by some shill relative of Hal or Hank, his deeds will be well recorded.
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