Friday, November 12, 2010

Marlins To Give Free AK-47 To Season Ticket Purchasers ?

As a tribute to pick-up truck dealers in Missouri and Florida, it is possible that the local baseball franchises will mimic their promotions and offer AK's as an incentive to purchase season tickets in 2011.


" We're firm believers in second amendment rights," says car dealer Bubba Duck in front of his main street Ford dealership in Clucksville, Missouri."

"And this is the kind of thing that will get the economy going. Not that crap, climate green shit coming out of Washington."

"If you want to build a bridge build the god dam bridge. If you want it done fast, use an AK for an incentive."

But if you want your country back from the 'don't ask, don't tell fairy liberals on the Supreme Court,' I say buy a truck and get a banana clip for your kid."

The AK-47 is not a toy. But with a truck it becomes one.

Toys for good ole boys.

Who's on first?




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