Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Say It Ain't So Joe

The recent revelations from a 1999 Playboy photo shoot implies that they aren't real. For a more detailed analysis

3 comments:

Joe De Pastry said...

It ain't so.
I've closely studied this matter [though not as closely as I'd have liked], and I can state with certainty that they are real. She has put on a lot of weight since the Playboy picture; she is [delightfully] fleshier every where, and she wasn't exactly flat-chested then, either. The plastic surgeon guy is full of crap. He's just trying to convince potential customers that he can make them look like CHRISTina the Magnificent.

Anonymous said...

I only believe something's real if I can see it and touch it.
John

Don Draper said...

well John, you ain't ever gonna touch em.