1. Neither Dellin Betances nor Manny Bannuelos have a chance to make the Yankees as a fifth starter this season because:
A. Brian Cashman does not want to rush the prospects
B. Joe Girardi prefers the experience of Sergio Mitre and Freddie Garcia
C. Joba Chamberlain and Bartolo Colon ate them
2. The Wilpon family's fool-proof plan to keep the Mets solvent is mainly based on:
A. A large infusion of cash from Donald Trump
B. Saving millions by not re-signing Jose Reyes
C. The $15 million Fred's getting from that Nigerian prince who e-mailed him last week
3. Tim McCarver and Joe Buck are:
A. Still morons
4. The newest Yankee, Andruw Jones, will mainly provide:
A. Power off the bench
B. A veteran presence in the clubhouse
C. The numbers of some new hookers for A-Rod's little black book
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you forgot
3b. are both gay
3c. all of the above
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