It's the contract year. The Reggie Year. It's the season for posting numbers -- or saying goodbye.
Unless you've spent all your time watching Fox News, you've heard the rumors: That the Steinbrothers intend to flip 2012-and-beyond radio rights to ESPN - The Voice of Fenway - resulting in a nightmare play-by-play scenario of Tim McCarver, Joe Buck and Curt Schilling.
Today begins The Master's final tee-shots to the 18th green of Broadcast Immortality.
His final A-Bombs from A-Rod, the last ribbies from Robbie, the farewell Text Messages and Juicings from Jorgie.
This is the season when John Sterling must shatter the All-Time WinWarble record of 8.02 seconds.
He must defeat the most powerful foe he's ever faced.
Himself.
But how can science record the achievement, if MLB bans reproduced game events -- and refuses to measure WinWarbles itself?
Bud Selig is a hair-woven Hosni Mubarak, a dictator who ignores the masses who want honest measurment of WinWarbles -- not government-rehashed game scores that nobody believes.
This year, It is High faces its greatest test:
WE MUST DEVELOP A MECHANISM FOR MEASURING THE WINWARBLE -- AND INSPIRE A WORLD REVOLUTION.
Ideas?
Saturday, February 26, 2011
For John & Suzyn, this could be the final spring fling
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Tim McCarver, Joe Buck and Curt Schilling?
Where can I sign on? It could be a Village People reunion
Yes. Let's record them and post them like we used to.
To fool the lawyers at our web host, we will call
them, " recordings of the national anthem."
Not " win warbles."
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