Open Letter to the Yankiverse: Hank's down on euphenism, not communism

"It was a euphemism, that’s all it was. It was a generalization,
a euphemism. A bad choice for a euphemism, but it was a euphemism."

-Hank Steinbrenner-

In an evolving rite of spring Monday, Mr. Hank Steinbrenner extemporized extensively, in essence, euphanistically expressing several existential verbularities, which propelled portions of the Yankiverse into a needless priapism.

People, listenup:

Such reactions are absurdities, abominations, fecund and infertile feaux-figments of controversy. There is nothing here.

We believe Mr. Steinbrenner, in speaking emphemistically about mansions and communism, was merely using the topical vehicles as metaphorical tools to dialogue with Yankee fans in a generalized euphanistic expressionalism.

We at IT IS HIGH enjoy dialoguing extemporaneously, and we look forward to more cogent, though unconventional, conversations with and from Mr. Steinbrenner.

Bravo, Mr. Eloqutionizer. Bravo.