Kent "Toast" French must be converted to Yankee fandom

The greatest clapper in human history.

Seven hundred and twentyfuckingone claps in sixty seconds.

That's 13 claps per second. That's hummingbird-level clapping.

That's the kind of clapping Alphonso does when Ramiro Pena gets a basehit.

I can't even imagine such talent. We must find this guy. We must recruit him. We must take him to Fenway and unleash him.