How well are you keeping up with current Yankee news? Take the quiz.

Who had the best weekend?

1. Thor.
2. Barack Obama.
3. Francisco Cervelli.

To silence critics, Derek Jeter yesterday revealed...

1. His birth certificate, proving he is not 50.
2. A photograph of the dead Osama bin Laden.
3. His power, hitting two home runs.

Yesterday, in the big Yankee win,* the Yankees crushed a pitcher named...

1. Bush.
2. Cheney.
3. Schilling.

News reports say Pakistan has for years was harboring the notorious...

1. Obama bin Laden.
2. Osama bin Laden.
3. Octavio bin Dotel.

A U.S. predator drone this weekend killed 15 people in a remote mountain compound because...

1. The location turned up on Osama's computer.
2. It was a much anticipated chance to slaughter innocent civiliians.
3. A 15 minute call could save the U.S. up to 15 percent on car insurance.

What does mighty Thor call his hammer?

1. Mjolnir
2. Mientkiewicz
3. Swishalicious.

When he throws his hammer, what might Thor yell?

1. "By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth!"
2. "By the Hickory Dickories of Dock!"
3. "You're on the Mark, Teixiera!"

*Every Yankee victory is a big Yankee victory