Now that we know Phil Hughes does not have avin muncheon by proxy, or inflamed necrosis of the arm passages, or whatever far-flung disease that causes human limbs to appear "dead," he is soon to be sent to a warmer clime.
Like his predecessor, Carl Pavano, Phil has purchased a hot new convertible, and a hot new traveling companion.
She, I am told, is the younger sister of one of A-Rod's favorite escorts when he was dallying in the Boston night club scene.
Now for the garbage truck and the accident in the early morning hours. Somewhere near Tampa.
P.S. I know a "Voodoo " guy who believes he can bring life back to Phil's arm by sticking long, sharp objects into the man.
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