The neatest part of that long legal battle between Alex Rodriguez and MLB was the group of "protesters" who gathered each day outside the Clown Court, waving home made signs. A few said - wonderfully - "RANDY LEVINE IS THE DEVIL." I shall always cherish that memory.
But soon, A-Rod again will lock horns with Old Scratch. He's at 660 HRs, and sometime before June 13 - no, it's not a Friday - he should replace Bub on the cosmic MLB home run list. That's our next milestone, folks. Maybe Randy Levine should pay him a $6 million bonus? Or at least give him some hair products.
(Thanks to BJP Burnside for the headzup.)
But soon, A-Rod again will lock horns with Old Scratch. He's at 660 HRs, and sometime before June 13 - no, it's not a Friday - he should replace Bub on the cosmic MLB home run list. That's our next milestone, folks. Maybe Randy Levine should pay him a $6 million bonus? Or at least give him some hair products.
(Thanks to BJP Burnside for the headzup.)
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Six million payable in sulphur, perhaps.
I have often contemplated how fitting and wonderful that number would be for A-Rod's lifetime HR total. But the ways things are going now, I'll only have this to savor for a week or so.
All hail A-Rod!
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