Thursday, May 3, 2018

Three For The Show....


Due to an overwhelming  volume of activity on social media, your team of professionals is upgrading the content of the " Spanish Victory Ladies" feature.

In large measure, this is due to the quality of the three recent wins:






It can get much better, believe me.

And of what ancestry would you consider Gleyber Torres?

Just a co-incidence, I'm sure, but a very big hit for a 21 year old rookie.

The more we win, the hotter this gets.

See you  in Clevelandia.



11 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

AaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHaaaa-ah-ah-ah-aaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Saturday.

Sunny Boy Grey pitches.

*If* they win (still a stretch, I know)...

I expect a Sasha Grey photo.

...and I mean a really *good* one.

Circa 2009, the last year with a win at the end of the season.

Anonymous said...

LOVE GLEYBER....

LOVE SEVY....

LOVE JUDGEY....

LOVE THIS TEAM...

LOVE SASHA....

Anonymous said...

....FORGOT ANDUJAR!....

LOVE HIM TOO.

Urban Farmer formerly known as DutchFan said...

@RufusT. Firefly: define really *good*

Without invoking the wrath of the Juju God's or any other God's for that matter, let me take the liberty of assuming a win today at home.

if we win with the help of outstanding starting pitching, we may conclude that there will be a major career shift in the life of Sasha “Sunny Boy” Grey.

We will then have to decide what kind of picture will do the newly invented hermaphrodite justice.
Does it have to be an image from its previous life. The life that was marked by losing to a degree of obscenity. Defeats that you cannot show your own children. Even after years.
We all remember the filth the old Sasha produced. The times that we had to watch the insertion of pineapples into cavities we thought were not really made for that. And actually are not.
The masochism that went further than any performer ever went. The flagellations. The clubbings.
No need to delve into this past any further, although is does provide a weird sense of pleasure one must admit.

And then there are images of the new Sasha. May I say a mainstream Sasha. Not a Sasha that is regarded normal or an example for our young. But more or less respectable and really a far cry from its gaping holes where embarrassments and right out shocks disappeared.
It still dwells on its past with obscure writings in dark places of its realm. But we can play its tapes with children near (PG rated to be on the safe side).

There is a lot to ponder for those who decide what image will grace this blog.

HoraceClarke66 said...

El Conquistador!

El Matador!

Conquistador your slash to left
Tied the game for us
And though it left the 'Stros bereft,
We will not gripe or fuss

And though I hoped for
A game we could win
I could not believe we'd
Do it again...

KD said...

A WinWarblist sighting and so early!

That does it. we are going places.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Mr. Farmer,

I would define *good* as something that would play to my fifth-grade sense of humor and fondness for naughty-bits.

If you want it PG, maybe something along these lines:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxb7b0jGZvc

Alas, there is a dilemma here. It appears that Ms. Grey (Marina Ann Hantzis), while having a foreign sounding name, was born in California. This would render her ineligible for the Spanish lady feature.

"Her father was a Greek-American, while her mother is of English, Irish and Polish descent." according to wikipedia, so it has to be true.

Fortunately for us, "beautiful Spanish women" returns 10 million hits in a google search. Plenty of alternates to choose from.

KD said...

Hey Rufus! I couldn't watch the video since it is apparently too naughty for a youngster. to watch, youtube wanted me to "sign in" to "verify my age" or create an account and go along with a google/gubmint (same thing) identity-grabbing scheme. like that'll happen. I guard the final shards of my privacy with tenacious resistance!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

KD,

Probably blocked because it is from an old short series titled "PG Porn". A parody of porn movies.

Actually pretty funny. No nudity, but with bad words and theme.

My way to avoid the deep state (google, that is, owner of youtube) is by creating my profile of Rufus T. Firefly (spoiler alert -- that's not my real name. Sorta like Sasha isn't Sonny's real name). Links to a made up e-mail address with another made-up e-mail address as alternate recovery address.

My profile also says I am a 98 years old and look a lot like Groucho Marx. I'm old, but not that old. My house had electricity when I was born. The birthday goes back to when some computer coding clocks started at 1920 and counted days forward to give a date as a single number (today would be 35918 in that code). Useful only in confusing the deep staters that want Siri or Alexa to control everyone's life. I don't need either of them. I already have that woman. I married her a long time ago and don't need another.

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