Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Game Thread ~ Doncha, No!


 

55 comments:

Hinkey Haines said...

Orioles lost 5-3 tonight…

Hinkey Haines said...

Sorry - I should restate this.

The Os lost again.
If the Yankees don’t fuck up,
The lead will be 5.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Hinkey,

There is an error in your Haiku:

"If the Yankees don’t fuck up,"

I have less trust in the sun coming up in the east.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

West coast time is late
for me now, I'm in the east
At least I can sleep.

DickAllen said...

Glass man on the bench again

ranger_lp said...

Here's a first for me, the Prime Video App not working on my Android TV...FFS

AboveAverage said...

Haiku Wednesday?

😹

AboveAverage said...

Nasty Zeros Wow
Who is going to pitch next?
Ask me if you care

AboveAverage said...

HOLMES?!?!?!

Hinkey Haines said...

Boone doesn’t like winning, I guess.

DickAllen said...

Gasman

Hinkey Haines said...

Phew

AboveAverage said...

Doug - one might say that in this case….BOONE IS A o LUCY MAN

AboveAverage said...

LUCKY MAN jeez iPhone

Kevin said...

The Holmes....

DickAllen said...

I stayed up to watch Holmes cough it up.

DickAllen said...

Thanks Booooone.

ranger_lp said...

Fucking Holmes…

ranger_lp said...

He needs to be DFA’d…

DickAllen said...

Booooone needs to be dfa’d.

Hinkey Haines said...

So does Boone. What an idiot.

Hinkey Haines said...

You beat me to it, DA…

AboveAverage said...

Two innings of HOLMES. Yeah that makes sense. Sure. A perfect decision. HOW MUCH OF A FOkin’ more0n is our stupid man A grrrrrr

Kevin said...

Why bring The Holmes in to face the heart of the lineup?

DickAllen said...

Jazz needs to take a seat for a few games.

Hinkey Haines said...

Because Boone is a fucking moron?

Kevin said...

Jazz has been stuck on 22 homers for what, a month? And Boone is a fucking moron. The Yankees are underperforming their expected won-loss record by two games. Hmmm, et tu, Booni?

AboveAverage said...

News Flash!


Boone is an idiot

AboveAverage said...

The umpire behind home plate is clearly overcompensating with steroids

AboveAverage said...

Dream Weaver

AboveAverage said...

Yes!!!!!

AboveAverage said...

Volpe can’t even bunt

BTR999 said...

Fucking Holmes. He doesn’t even belong on the PS roster

DickAllen said...

After all the experience he’s had this year with Holmes, you would think that Boone would have learned his lesson by now.

Hinkey Haines said...

If Weaver could go 1.2 innings, why not bring him in the 8th to finish off the game, rather than have Holmes try to pitch a second inning? Unbefuckinglievable.

Hinkey Haines said...

And now they’re going to get walked off. Well done.

AboveAverage said...

Weaver should have started the inning, booing E

Hinkey Haines said...

Wow.

DickAllen said...

Heads up play by Wells

AboveAverage said...

WOW

BernBabyBern said...

That was the most bizarre double play I’ve seen in a long while.

Hinkey Haines said...

Well I’ll be damned. Rizzo drives in both runs & the Yankees win in spite of Boone & Holmes.

DickAllen said...

Good. Now get rid of Holmes

DickAllen said...

Good night all.excellent Yankees win

BernBabyBern said...

Oh, geez …. The clubhouse celebration is sponsored by Budweiser. That kind of puts a damper on things. (And I bet those Budweiser/Postseason posters will be available on Fanatics in a day or two).

HoraceClarke66 said...

So...

AboveAverage said...

the Yunkeez win?

TheWinWarblist said...

Those pinheads are going to pitch Aroldis Holmes in high leverage situations in the post season.

HoraceClarke66 said...

THUHHH YANKEES WIN! THUHUHUH YANKEES! WIN! AND CLINCH A SPOT IN THE POSTSEASON FOR THE 59TH TIME IN THEIR STORIED HISTORY!

yay.

BTR999 said...

They have the inside track to win the division, but we ain’t there yet. Holmes shouldn’t be on the postseason roster, but you know he will be.

Anyway, Happy Clinching to all you mugs, and Good Night! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

AboveAverage said...

After all this - we’re gunna win

13bit said...

hand me that Kool Ade, matey. I'm going to ride this death barge into the open sea with one hand on the tiller and the other grabbing my bat.

Kevin said...

J-Rod playing the losing brand of baseball that Torres has perfected after years of practice. J-Rod has at least had some good seasons. Gleybor, and of course Sleepy Sanchez were a tandem apart. We have to make a change. Or make a qualifying offer if need be. Well maybe he turns into Billy Martin in the playoffs. I'd still get rid of him.

13bit said...

We don't have playoff pitching

JM said...

We dunt.