It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - I GOT BELIEVERS, I GOT BELIEVERS ! edition

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Tuesday, June 10, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - I GOT BELIEVERS, I GOT BELIEVERS ! edition

Posted by AboveAverage at 1:10 PM

I AM A DJ

CAN'T TURN AROUND, NO OH NO

I AM HOW I PLAY

17 comments:

Pocono Steve said...: When they lose, we lose.
When we lose, we also lose.
We lose like losers.; June 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
AboveAverage said...: You lost me :); June 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
13bit said...: When we win, again
We lose because the Yankees
Win and lose again.; June 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Doug K. said...: The DJ spins now.
Stanton soon ready to dance.
Early Bird Dinner.; June 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
13bit said...: The popcorn chicken
Dances in its greasy nest.
Babe Ruth ate napkins.; June 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
BTR999 said...: Soto comes alive
And what does the team tell us
Stanton starts rehab; June 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
13bit said...: When I'm riding in
My car and some man comes on
The radio and; June 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I don't always wear
Hawaiian shirts, but when I do,
They're Australian; June 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: 10 runs today? Over under for total run for rest of series " 4; June 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
ranger_lp said...: I’m enjoying DJ right now…; June 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: 1) Fried didn't like the long rest break so much.

2) DJ needs a completely inappropriate hip-hop name, like DJ boogie down; June 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
BTR999 said...: Maybe they oughta take Fried out before disaster strikes?

Then again, our pen could be the disaster; June 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Publius said...: G Stanton rehabs
A gapper to left field wall
RBI single; June 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
ranger_lp said...: Yankees Win!!!; June 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
BTR999 said...: This is more like it; June 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
AboveAverage said...: We know Cash is Bad
And we all know about Boone
This IS how it IS; June 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
JM said...: Boone, an idiot
Fans only now see him
Where have they all been?; June 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM

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