Game Four Preview

Tomorrow, the Yankees will try to split the series with the Devil Rays (oops I just got fined), and generate a bit of fire before hitting the road. Keep in mind that these brave souls will have to jump on a plane after their game, and be ready for the first pitch in lovely Kansas City at 4 PM.



But will the Yanks have enough energy to survive this gauntlet? Fortunately, I know things. I'm Michael Kei. I roomed with another Mike last night; Mike Mussina actually. We both shared a room together at a beautiful New York hotel.

In the middle of the night, 'Moose' was gone! I looked under the beds, tore apart the closet, and even checked in the bathtub. No Moose. Then I heard noises outside. Sure enough, the brave Moose was doing Mooslie things. This time it involved this:

And eventually led to this:


Like a diabetic sugar fiend, Moose needed his fix. But he's ready to go and show those Tampa Bay punks that he might be older than anyone on their team, but he can still party with the best of 'em.
This is Michael Kei, over and out.