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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Weanie Columnist Cullen Appeals to RageSocks Nation: Stop sucking Yanks

Kevin Cullen, the Boston Globe's resident "Oh, dear!" has troweled up a piddlyanty, whitebread plea to the FratBoy Nation, asking it not to chant "Yangeez suck" this weekend.


Writes Beantown's new Miss Manners...



Shouting "Yankees suck" at Fenway Park today is like yelling "No
Taxation Without Representation!" at Faneuil Hall.



Good luck, Mahatma.


You might as well be telling those ginned-up, mini-Johnsoned dorklets not to breathe.



Fish gotta swim,
Birds gotta fly
Redsock gotta yell
"Die, Yankee, die!"


This is part of an ongoing peace offensive by Redsock Limbaughs to suddenly, now that they're World Champs, end the war. Sorry, pal. The Redsocks Jimmy Funded their way into our vault, stole our treasured icons, and hung them like bloody sheets in their cathouse bars; they've spent the better part of four generations in the Redsock madrassas, inventing slurs about Bucky Dent, screaming slogans about Reggie Jackson, tearing down whatever memories they once had of Roger Clemens and Wade Boggs, and now they want everybody to forget?


Good luck, Mahatma.

We will not forget...

WHY WE FIGHT.

Red Sox complicity in U.S. torture flights


They feed their own fans prison food


They're worse racists than Joe Torre

Mientkiewicz

Their groundskeepers

Sheff

Varitek kept his mask on

Schilling put ketchup on his sock and told us it was blood

YELL ALL YOU WANT, REDSOCK FANS.

YOU'LL SIMPLY INSPIRE JOHN STERLING TO AN 8-SECOND WIN WARBLE!

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