Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Yankee Prospects : The Road to Glory


Yankee prospects for a 2008 World Series Championship are currently gathered together for a final push:

1. Phil Hughes's first two seasons.
2. Ian Kennedy's 2008.
3. Carl Pavano's Yankee contract.
4. MO's recent work in tie games.
5. A-Rod's MVP trophies.
6. Marte's relief work.
7. Chin Ming's shoulder.
8. Jorge's shoulder.
9. Melky's bat.
10. Giambi's defense, offense, speed, clutch hitting.
11. The team's average age.
12. The talent pool of position player prospects.
13. Joba's speed dial ( Dr. Andrew's number is; 205-876-1100 ).
14. The end of the stadium.




2 comments:

Cowgirl-Up said...

15. Escalating crime rate in the Macombs Dam neighborhood, made worse by the coming Depression

Anonymous said...

Relax cowgirl...falling oil spot price acts like a giant cascading tax cut for the consumer

16. Bo Jackson's hip...he'd be our DH now with about 750 career jacks.