According to a police report out of Southern California, a case of frozen Tyson Turkey Burgers was seen falling from the third story window from 1812 Mulholland Drive at 5:14 PST, also known as the She-Fan Fortress.
Also, every curse known to man was said to be heard in a shrieking tone from the inner bowels of She-Fan Fortress, being hurled with rage and saddness at one Cody Ransom.
Hey, could have been Carl Pavano opening today. Or even Sydney Ponson.
Things could be much, much worse.
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The one I yelled at the most was Marte. I swear a lot when I see him coming.
He is almost obtaining a Farnsworth-Esque following, isn't he?
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