Sunday, August 2, 2009

The Finger of Jesus Hath Been Broke


And so it came to pass, in the year without Halladay, in a time of great gnashing among the Gammonites following the betrayal of Papi, that Jesus of Trenton did suffer a fracture of the carpal; and he was idled for the resteth of the season, or at least until the League of Instruction could restarth in the autumn.
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And washing his hands of this was PJ "Pontius" Pilittere...

1 comment:

Hindu Alph said...

This just proves what a crock religion is.

Jesus can't even repair his own finger in one day, and we're supposed to believe he came back from the dead and moved a 6 ton rock in front of his cave?

- Budda