Last night, the Small Market Sox -- those plucky, cherished, living baseball embodiments of the movie "Hoosiers" -- somehow managed to beat the mean old Big Market Sox from Chicago.
Led by Happy Smile Papi and Rumage Sale Youk, these Slumdog heros are chasing immortality in the fight of their lives, battling the huge, gold-plated Gotham Goliaths of the baseball world.
How are they doing it? Well, Flea Market Theo is always on the scrounge for a bargain basement castoff, such as Dollar Store Billy Wagner, who was pitched overboard by the Gomorah Mets.
Let's hope this beloved band of misfits can put together a miracle finish and bring another championship to Small Town, U.S.A.
The only question? Who will play them in the Ron Howard movie?
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
"Small Market Sox" in Wild Card battle
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apparently dice-k is pitching against bingo on thursday. i highly suggest you guys take the treck down i81 to wonderful nyseg stadium and cheer him on to get better and get back in that sock rotation.
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