Commemorating the first anniversary of Sarah's birth as a genuine U.S. celebrity!
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The first 5,000 fans under the mental age of 14 will receive a Sarah "Don't Tread on Me" tote-bag featuring...
Sarabaracuda Bobble Head!
Pfizer/Fox News annotated Holy Bible (with introduction by Sean Hannity!)
Valuable coupons to save money on the purchase of AK-47 weaponry.
Map revealing the location of every Planned Parenthood clinic nationwide.
Glenn Beck Tea Bag with a dose of Pellosi Poison!
Tina Fey Voodoo Doll!
Autographed Sarah "Miss Alaska" poster fearturing official "Drill, baby, drill" insignia!
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3 comments:
Sign me up.
At least she's bright enough to not live in the waste land that you guys do.
Good point wyrshn.
had me fooled for a second...thought it was Sarah's personal website.
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