There is no hex.
There is no otherworldly force that somehow connects the dots in your measily existence and gives you the power to affect a Yankee game.
There is no God.
There is no Rizzutonian physics, no wormhole through space and time that would cause a certain pitcher's arm to bend a certain way, propelling a curve ball to move into a certain batter's wheelhouse.
There is only reality.
And the reality is this: Andy is perfect through four.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Andy perfect through four, and as John says, if there was such a thing as a hex, he could make a million dollars
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I dont understand why announcers cant respect this one tradition. I mean Sterling already sucks as a sports announcer. He misses everything. Why is he so sharp with perfect games and no hitters?
It's the new journalism. They consider themselves "citizen bloggers" who are above conventionality.
I don't care what the name of your website is, fire the ignorant a-hole, NOW!
Sterling sucks bad enough without him teasing the baseball gods.
Please. Fire. Him. Now.
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