This weekend, the New York football Jets lost a heartbreaker at the last minute. Their shot at, for once, being kings of New York, fell through on a secret deal that sounds like something a cable company representative offers you over the phone at dinner time.
The team of Joe "Who's that guy puking in the bushes?" Namath lost a secret coin toss to determine who gets to open the exciting new Meadowlands football stadium, which has captured the imagination of the four football fans everywhere who still want to know the fate of Jimmy Hoffa.
NFL Commissar Roger Goodell flipped a coin in the privacy of his office -- yeah, right -- and the magical coin told him the Giants should open the new facility.
The Giants say nobody can argue with a coin toss.
The Jets say whaddafuk? We're always getting pissed on. We had to play five years at GIANTS Stadium. For once, we were supposed to get the same deal as the Giants, and they pull this crap?
Oh, well, they've got their own L.T. now. They're equals, right?
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They should have thought of this earlier and scheduled a Jets/Giants opener.
that would be nice but i dont think the divisional cycles worked out like that this year..they might be off by a year or so.
I bet the coin toss is a better method of making decisions than whatever Bud Selig uses.
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