Yankees launch bizarre symbolic death-via-paintball bonding-ritual, with sportswriters

This had to be like one of those touchy-feeling bonding experiences: When that sportswriter one day has to write the truth about Girardi's bad decision, will he be able to stare directly into the eyes of the man who saved his life -- and do what needs to be done?

Next year, maybe they'll pass rattlesnakes.





Pictured, left to right, are: Bern Baby Bern, Whitey Fraud, Mons Meg and Jason Zillo.