Earlier in the day, the news was that they had caught some some American turncoat for the terrorists, and I thought for sure they said the name was Chad Gaudin.
Now, I gotta be honest. I never really doubted Chad Gaudin's patriotism, because he's a Yankee. But then I thought about it, and -- yeah -- it would be the perfect infiltration. If they turned him, maybe stole his car or something, they'd have a stooge in the Yankee locker room who was capable of smuggling in another David Ortiz jersey. Not only that, but Gaudin hardly even pitched in the post-season -- why? Because Girardi suspected something?
Turns out, it was Adam Gadahn. And they didn't get him. It was some other guy. His name is probably Markus Taysharra.
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