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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Jesus O for 2

A fly to right, and a fly to center.
(Something happened to Nick Johnson, though. Two home runs!)
Jesus now batting: .333

2 comments:

Joe DePastry said...

I know spring traing doesn't mean much, but Jon Weber had 2 doubles in 3 at-bats. Here are the current averages for some of the newly acquired outfielders:
Granderson .083
Winn .111
Weber .700.

Big Pappy said...

Don't you yet know that Jesus is a made up story? There is no documentation to his career anywhere.

He is a false hope, designed to beguile Yankee fans and keep them paying those outrageous prices.

He is like opium.

But it is all just a story, not to be taken literally.