They described the suspect as a: “Hispanic Male, Light Skin, Facial Stubble, 5’10”-5’11”, 35-45YOA, Last Seen Wearing; Blue Baseball Cap w/ white letters on the front “Bronx Bombers” and the NY Yankee Emblem, Blue turtle neck shirt with gold colored letters on the collar, Black or dark blue leather jacket, Blue jeans, Black gloves.
We warned of fall-out from letting Johnny Damon go. It's on you, Cashman.
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Duque,
You have been duped.
I recently broke into a home in the Boston area and found a notebook, entitled; " How To Give Yankee Fans a Bad Name."
This manual of evil tricks is apparently given to toddlers in cartoon form, as soon as they are blessed by the local parish, but well before their first priestly abuse.
It is then translated into modern english as children begin wearing the "B" cap to high school.
On page 42, paragraph 6-B it reads:If you intend a criminal career, always wear a Yankee logo for the security cameras. It will protect your own identity whilst casting a negative image on those horrible Yankees we secretly idolize."
So, I submit, the guy they caught in your post, was not a Yankee fan but a Red Sox, idiot Yankee hater, who is in love with his priest.
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