Sensing she'd never get a ring, aging Hollywood dreambucket Cameron Diaz has dropped her own personal A-Bomb on ex-Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez, (right) according to the Woodward-Bernstein Investigative Wing of the Internet, a website known as Life & Style.
If you're scoring at home, here's the rundown:
Speculation of the breakup began when Cameron was seen leaving Morton's Club in London with a mystery man on Oct. 19, while A-Rod was playing in the biggest game of the season. Just days later, she was caught leaving LA's Bardot nightclub on Oct. 21 with Glee star Matthew Morrison. To add more fuel to the fire, A-Rod was seen partying in Las Vegas on Oct. 28 sans Cameron. "A-Rod got a table at Haze night and a huge group of Romanian models happened to be at the very next table," an eyewitness tells Life & Style. "A-Rod was chatting up a storm with the girls and spent the night hanging out with them." He showed up at the opening of the JW Marriott Marquis Miami last night once again without Cameron.
We say this:
Good riddance, Shrek lady. Diaz was the wrong Charlie's Angel. A-Rod needed to track through her muddy swath to reach The Final Conquest:
Write. This. Down:
The Yankees' miserable Disgrace of 2004 shall never be exorcized until A-Rod has bedded, betrayed and broken Drew Barrymore, star of the 90-minute Redsock propaganda attack ad, Fever Pitch. Today, we are one step closer to that outcome. As John would say, "Alex the Great has conquered again."
Sunday, November 7, 2010
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Blake Lively is the blonde who would be most likely to revive him.
Plus she'd outshine Jeter's gal when the four of them double-date.
But he's probably too old to interest her.
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