Saturday, May 14, 2011

Why A-Rod Is Not Clutch Anymore


A .267 average.


A meaningless home run.

Multiple strike outs per game.

Hitting into double plays.

Looking glossy-eyed.

The man is spitting the bits.

He is wasting the money.

He isn't helping at all.

A Yankee for 10 more years.

He makes me vomit to see those at bat close-ups.

But he looks great flailing away at those outside curve balls.

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1 comment:

el duque said...

It's going to be a long year, but I don't A-Rod will be the trouble. What happens when our pitching goes bust? Around that time, A-Rod will start hitting, and it won't matter.