Saturday, February 25, 2012

Jose Canseco, Love Philosopher: Words of wisdom ... and the cynical world responds

7 comments:

Stang said...

Another philosopher of love drew a very similar response just over 2,000 years ago. His initials? The same as Jose's.

Flavius said...

The Gospel of Superfrankenstein...coming to a church near you! I can't wait for 'The Passion of Canseco' to be released!

Flavius said...

Most people love the Gospel of Duque though. That's because it's considered a gospel of faith. But i'm not convinced if all that stuff about Mickey Mantle actually happened (especially that triple crown win).

Flavius said...

Me? I think The Mick and Jose were just mere men. I follow a new religion - one that believes Michael Pineda is the thid, final, and greatest prophet. His message and 280 lbs body will deliver the Yankeeverse to a 28th World Series victory. He will also win a 2012 Cy Young and 2012 ALCS MVP. Then ascend into Heaven on a white horse from the home plate of the old Yankee Stadium.

Flavius said...

*Third. WHERE IS THE OL' EDIT BUTTON ON THIS SITE FOR MICK'S SAKE? AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE LONG CAPTCHAS? I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS WHICH DEMONSTRATES MY ANNOYANCE.

Anonymous said...

Jose's tweet was at 12:29 AM. Can you imagine how much vodka and peach schnapps he had drank by then?

#JoseCansecoSucksCock

Mike Piazza said...

One year ago today these Canseco stories also sucked.