Thursday, July 19, 2012
Posted by Alphonso at 9:44 AM
The news broke today that more than 1 billion body parts have been illegally harvested and sold for profit.
The Doctors, as we know, have so far been unable to diagnose what is wrong with Brett Gardner's elbow.
Perhaps that is because he no longer has one. A Red Socks terrorist may well have visited him in his sleep and removed it. It may now be on the best throwing arm of the wino population in South Boston.
If we don't get an answer to the contrary soon, then this mystery is solved.
Watch yourselves everyone.