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Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Posted by el duque at 7:36 AM
So why wasn't Reggie there?
1. All-Matlock weekend on TV.
2. Lumbago flared up.
3. Couldn't find car keys.
4. Pet hamster was sick.
6. Couldn't put down "Shades of Gray."
7. Busy yelling, "Get offa my lawn" at immigrant family that moved into neighborhood.
8. Fran Healy completed course in back rubs.