Monday, April 1, 2013

Metaphors for today's game between the Yankees and Redsocks

Nose bleed vs. toothache

VCR vs. 8-track

Dodo vs. Passenger Pigeon

Jose Canseco vs. Roger Clemens

Atom vs. Ant Man

Mungo Jerry vs. Vanilla Ice

Carl Paladino vs. Allen West

Liver vs. spinach

Rhode Island vs. Nevada
Mets vs. Padres

1 comment:

John M said...

Driven to the Jeep.

I'll listen to the game at the office on, using the audio money-grubbing arm of our beloved sport. But I may start drinking early.