Monday, April 29, 2013

We are being crushed by the Astros

I will not sit here and watch us be crushed by the Astros.
I will not sit here and watch us be crushed by the Astros.
I will not sit here and watch us be crushed by the Astros.
I will not sit here and watch us be crushed by the Astros.
I will not sit here and watch us be crushed by the Astros.
I will not sit here and watch us be crushed...

8 comments:

SanJoseKid said...

You said it a few days ago. When we win, we look great. When we lose, it is pathetic. At least the Duquester came through tonight, in Syracuse. Sorry I couldn't attend. Cannot cross the Mason-Dixon line until June. Confident you spread the Gospel among the believers.

Mustang said...

Sorry I couldn't make your juju event. Did it use up all the juju?

Sleazy Sportsfilms LLC said...

Pssst. Get it here! Jayson Nix-Suzyn Waldman sex tape! Watch Jayson turn two. Suzyn cannot get enough of this handsome journeyman infielder. Includes special guest appearance by the Master (wearing nothing but argyll socks). Jayson and Suzyn get rave reviews, rumored to be considering live performances in small club off Times Square. Call: 1-800-SUZNJAY. ALL CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED. Coming soon, Dustin Pedroia and Donatella Versace! It's an all-ugly fest!

Hermodorus said...

John broke into song briefly, during an aside with Suzyn. Definitely an old show tune. Anybody have further intel?

Alphonso said...

Hey Mustang; I can always find necessary and productive Ju-Ju in a bottle of Crown Royal Black.

el duque said...

Hey Mustang,

I think he's calling you out.

Mustang said...

Hey, Alphonso,

I can't refute your point. I'm going to distress my liver in order to help the Yankees tonight. In other words, it's Tuesday.

Anonymous said...

Hermodorus, I heard it, too. It was definitely "Springtime for Hitler."