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11th inning, John S stated if th Yankees get the lead, Mariano is up. He then says Ichiro is going to bunt, and that someone might throw the ball away. Seconds later, Ichiro bunts, some Blue Jay throws the ball away, Yanks get the lead, and Mariano gets up.
All of this made me realize, you cannot predict baseball. That means YOU. John is taunting us, because he predicts baseball all the time, and has to keep reminding us that YOU (aka, us) cannot.
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And this is for you, David Ortiz. If you use bad words in public, in front of impressionable school children, shame on you. Our man, Derek Jeter, would never utter a naughty adjective in the presence of youngsters. Be forewarned, Big "Fucking" Poopy!
That could be the case. Yes John could actually be a maleficent tyrant who we all cower in fear of while he mocks us and tells us what we can't do.
But have you ever seen a drunk priest in a bar? Like actually seen a priest in a bar, absolutely plastered and spouting off about how God isn't real? Well my friends, it appears that John's alcohol abuse has reached the Old Testament of the Sterling religion.
For years he preached that it was impossible to predict baseball. It was what set baseball apart from all other sports, you just couldn't do it. But I always had inklings of what could happen. Phil Hughes giving up a big homerun and blowing a 6 run lead? I could have told you 3 weeks in advance how many curveballs he would hang, but I always brushed it off because John told me to.
Jeter's injury has taken a real toll on John and he's breaking down before our very eyes. He's that priest in the bar letting it slip that everything Sterling is just a big charade and he no longer has the strength to keep it up.
That could be the case. Yes John could actually be a maleficent tyrant who we all cower in fear of while he mocks us and tells us what we can't do.
But have you ever seen a drunken priest in a bar? Like actually seen a priest in a bar, absolutely plastered and spouting off about how God isn't real? Well my friends, it appears that John's alcohol abuse has reached the Old Testament of the Sterling religion.
For years he preached that it was impossible to predict baseball. It was what set baseball apart from all other sports, you just couldn't do it. But I always had inklings of what could happen. Phil Hughes giving up a big homerun and blowing a 6 run lead? I could have told you 3 weeks in advance how many curveballs he would hang, but I always brushed it off because John told me to.
Jeter's injury has taken a real toll on John and he's breaking down before our very eyes. He's that priest in the bar letting it slip that everything Sterling is just a big charade and he no longer has the strength to keep it up.
my bad, thought the page shit out on me.
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