The RailRiders win the Gildan Triple-A National Championship! The RailRiders win the Gildan Triple-A National Championship!
Poor Frankie. I see our ace is turning in another dominating 4-run outing. Aceness. But he does eat innings, along with everything else.
Saturday, 27 April 9:03 pm DISTRACTED BUT RELIEVED THAT HIS ERRORS DID NOT COST THE YANKEES THE GAME, CHRIS STEWART BACKS OVER C.C. SABATHIA'S FOOT WHILE ATTEMPTING TO EXIT THE PLAYERS' PARKING LOT.Sunday, 28 April 3:37 am OUT CELEBRATING HIS HOME RUN, TRAVIS HAFNER CUTS HIS LEFT INDEX FINGER ON A BROKEN BEER GLASS. IN HIS HASTE TO ASSIST IN STEMMING THE BLEEDING, LYLE OVERBAY FALLS OFF HIS BAR STOOL AND TWISTS HIS ANKLE.Sunday, 28 April 8:22 am JOINING ROBBIE CANO AT HIS FAVORITE BREAKFAST JOINT, THREE YANKEES (CANO, NIX AND NUNEZ) FALL ILL WITH FOOD POISONINGSunday, 28 April 11:01am VERNON WELLS ARRESTED BY NYPD FOR UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, REMOVED FROM STADIUMSunday, 28 April 11:15am WORD REACHES CLUBHOUSE THAT TONY PENA HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED AFTER SUFFERING A MILD STROKE IN MARATHON SESSION WITH ONE OF BRIAN CASHMAN'S HOOKER FRIENDSSunday, 28 April, 5:40 pm GAME OVER . . . YANKEES WIN . . . . THUUUUUHHUHHUUHH YANKEES . . . WINSunday, 28 April, 5:41 pm A WELL-LUBRICATED JOHN STERLING FALLS OUT OF HIS CHAIR, FRACTURING HIS FIBULA AND SENDING HIM INTO A DEVASTATING DEPRESSION.
I would say A-Rod because of his continued injuries, but being paid 30 million to sit around and bang trannies seems like a good deal.
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