Saturday, April 27, 2013

Who Has Worse Luck?



Francisco Cervelli.

3 comments:

John M said...

Poor Frankie.

I see our ace is turning in another dominating 4-run outing. Aceness. But he does eat innings, along with everything else.

Vin Scully said...

Saturday, 27 April 9:03 pm DISTRACTED BUT RELIEVED THAT HIS ERRORS DID NOT COST THE YANKEES THE GAME, CHRIS STEWART BACKS OVER C.C. SABATHIA'S FOOT WHILE ATTEMPTING TO EXIT THE PLAYERS' PARKING LOT.

Sunday, 28 April 3:37 am OUT CELEBRATING HIS HOME RUN, TRAVIS HAFNER CUTS HIS LEFT INDEX FINGER ON A BROKEN BEER GLASS. IN HIS HASTE TO ASSIST IN STEMMING THE BLEEDING, LYLE OVERBAY FALLS OFF HIS BAR STOOL AND TWISTS HIS ANKLE.

Sunday, 28 April 8:22 am JOINING ROBBIE CANO AT HIS FAVORITE BREAKFAST JOINT, THREE YANKEES (CANO, NIX AND NUNEZ) FALL ILL WITH FOOD POISONING

Sunday, 28 April 11:01am VERNON WELLS ARRESTED BY NYPD FOR UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, REMOVED FROM STADIUM

Sunday, 28 April 11:15am WORD REACHES CLUBHOUSE THAT TONY PENA HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED AFTER SUFFERING A MILD STROKE IN MARATHON SESSION WITH ONE OF BRIAN CASHMAN'S HOOKER FRIENDS

Sunday, 28 April, 5:40 pm GAME OVER . . . YANKEES WIN . . . . THUUUUUHHUHHUUHH YANKEES . . . WIN

Sunday, 28 April, 5:41 pm A WELL-LUBRICATED JOHN STERLING FALLS OUT OF HIS CHAIR, FRACTURING HIS FIBULA AND SENDING HIM INTO A DEVASTATING DEPRESSION.

Leinstery said...

I would say A-Rod because of his continued injuries, but being paid 30 million to sit around and bang trannies seems like a good deal.