Like Rumsfeld to Iraq, Arod visits the troops, says he’s “fired up” about being back on treadmill

Breaking news from Arod World:

He’s on the treadmill again!  That can only mean the stepper is next.

And once he’s on the stepper, well, is the elliptical ever far behind?

Not in this man’s universe. In fact, I predict that within three weeks, Arod is reaching all his personal goals in calories. I bet he is setting new records in his workouts.

Which means – and I don’t have to say this, because we’re all thinking the same thing:  Pilates!

This is what Yankee news is like at .500.