"We plan to give you an evening in the theater that cannot be compared to anything you've ever seen before."

On Jan. 10, the Yankees open on Broadway. Not the Damn Yankees. This is sort of the Darn Yankees, as in That Darn Cat.

The cast includes a Reggie, a Billy, a Thurman, a Babe, two Berras (no, not Dale), an Elston, a Joe, a Mick, a Jeet and an Iron Horse.  

(Spoiler alert: Under the current ending, they miss the playoffs.)