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The weirdness of life in Syracuse:
If somebody soon ponies up $150,000, the city will get Lady and Tony.
Gaga remains one homely woman. Hence, the crazy, distracting outfits.Have you noticed that Tony's toupee is more noticeable than it used to be? Supposedly he bought the most expensive rugs of anyone in show biz, and for years they really looked worth the dough. Maybe now he's just getting so old you can't help but notice...the hair and the face just don't quite go together anymore.The guy is way up there in age and has a wife who's 40-some years younger. I guess the toop doesn't really matter.
I hate jazz. Why would anyone pay $150,000 to hear some saxophone blaring discordant notes?Syracuse would be better off importing some elves from Switzerland, and allowing them to yodel in the mall.
Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
Can we raise money to bring The Baseball Project to Syracuse?
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