Something's up. It's today's BIG news story. Actually, it's today's only news story.
Everyone... is... shopping!
Have you heard about this? Everyone... everywhere... shopping. It's incredible. It's unbelievable. Right now, you should be shopping. I should be shopping. So... dammit... stop reading! I've got to stop writing. MUST... GET OUT AND SHOP. Everybody... everywhere... SHOP, DAMMIT, SHOP!
Friday, November 28, 2014
Adventures in the free press
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